You just have to accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
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| — | David Brent (The Office, BBC) |
i was at mcdonalds and this kid dropped his chocolate milk, began to cry, and his dad got up, said “this some instagram shit” and starte taking pictures and i cant breath
0m:
You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection
